Ring Ring. Ring Ring. Click...



"Hello?"

"Trevor? This is Bob. I'm trying that Fuzz that you sent me."

"Oh Cool. So what do you think?"

"Well, as you know I'm a Fuzz aficionado. I've got them all from the Tone Bender, to the Fuzz Face, to the Big Muff and more besides. So, when I tell you what I'm going to tell you, be aware that it's from an expert point of view."

"... okaaayyyyy..."

"Right! This thing is one of the freaking best freaking fuzzes on the freaking planet! Epic tone. Cleans up beautifully with guitar volume, marvellous after a wah. High five Mister!"

"Wow! That's great!"

"So... what the heck is in this thing anyway?"

"Four transistors and the truth, Bob. Four transistors and the truth."